CHARLIE KOWALSKE

CHARLIE KOWALSKE

Charlie-Ville

The sun was shining as Charlie took his throne for another beautiful day in Charlie-Ville. The sky was as blue as a blueberry, and the sun as yellow as a lemon. The citizens in Charlie-Ville were getting ready for their daily worship. Everyday at ten in the morning everyone would meet in the town square and bow down to their great leader Charlie. Many would think this was paradise. Actually everyone knew this was paradise. Charlie is the best man in the village and everyone also knew this. After three hours of daily bowing down to Sir Charlie, the citizens would go on with their day. The great thing was there was no crime. Want to know the funny thing? With no crime, cops weren't killing citizens, so is police brutality an actual thing, or are there too many people breaking the law? Well in Charlie-Ville there are no worries like that! Also in the great village of Charlie-Ville there were no annoying liberals, like most countries have. Nobody has to deal with uneducated, ignorant people anymore. The town doesn't have leaders that give money away to lazy people. Also we don't have annoying citizens thinking they deserve fifteen dollars an hour to work at a fast food joint. At night in Charlie-Ville, the people would meet again and worship Donald Trump. Another great detail in Charlie-Ville was nobody commented negative things on Charlie’s blog if they disagreed with something he said. Also when we voted everyone agreed on the same thing so whatever Charlie wanted, everyone wanted. You only live once in Charlie-Ville, but if you live it right, once is plenty enough. 

Highway to Hell

Liberals filled the streets. Crime everywhere. Random shootings in every town. Fires were in every building. No one had a job. Democrats ran the country. There was no such thing as a blue sky. The sun was no longer yellow. All hell was about to break loose. The government was collapsing and there was no order in country. It rained everyday and parents were afraid to send their kids to schools. Funding has stopped for public services. No more schooling, buses, or cabs. Restaurants are starting to shut down. Cracks go down the roads like there was just an earthquake. Days will go by before someone steps outside. Starvation has it and it is complete anarchy out there. The worst thing is, people are starting to sleep, to escape the reality of life.